Here is a random photo of my roommate putting on his pants

I was digging through old photos before my pc crashed and I have some for you.

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He caught a fly

Sometimes Captain is such a mother fucking badass it blows my mind.

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See you in New York in February.

Love,

Chris


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Aiden

Welcome to the world, little one.

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I forgot my chivalry in the wrong coat.

Greatest thing I’ve read since my roommate’s Missed Connection posted this week.


http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/mis/1549320166.html

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I can safely say to the cute brown girl I courted on New Years, I don’t miss buying you anymore shots of rum.


You suck and I’m glad I smacked that cookie out of your hand when you offered it to me.
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Serve with coffee

I would like you to listen this while you have your coffee Monday morning.



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Mom on a little girl's computer

I gave mom her really late xmas present today.

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We’re on Skype at the same table.

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The most amazing thing is that she actually framed a photo of Mr. Hawaii in one of the bedrooms. I’m pretty sure she knows she’ll never have grand kids.

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Love,

Chris
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Ye Olde Xmas Party

I found these pics from the old Christmas work party.

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Paul.

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I am a guy and I like stuff like this.

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papa

Found an old pic of the fam.


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If you got a few bucks, please donate here for Haiti.

Love,

Chris

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Guess what came in the mail...

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Boeuf Bourguignon

A few months ago when Justyna asked me to watch a movie starring Amy Adams and Meryl Streep, I thought “Somebody... Anybody... Please fucking kill me...”

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Julia Child was a big tall woman, which in my book is a trait of beauty. Tall girls are clumsy as hell. They walk into stuff. The knock stuff over.

I love tall chicks.


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The recipe is here and here (warning: pdf file)

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Bacon should be boiled to remove the smokey flavour. It also keeps the strips in regular form from curling. Once boiled, you must dry with paper towels to brown evenly.

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About a full bottle of Zinfandel and Cab-Sauve was used. There are specific wines, but I say try what you like. I say this mostly because I fucked up and bought the wrong wine.

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Mushrooms are quartered. When sautéing, never crowd the mushrooms. Keep them separated with distance to brown evenly as well.

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Pearl onions are boiled, dried, then browned. Once browned, layer with chicken broth, a teaspoon of brown sugar, and season with salt and pepper. Let simmer for 25 minutes until the onions have soaked the broth.

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The dish must be stewed for about 2 hours at 325 degrees. This is pretty much enough time to watch a George Clooney movie.

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This is a Zen garden I bought today if I ever I get into a fight with my roommate. I’ve decided that instead of pwn’ing his ass in Call of Duty, I’d just come to the kitchen and rake my sand.

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Finally strain the solids from the broth. Take the broth and skim the fat. The fat can later be used for cooking meats.

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Can be served with noodles or rice.


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Bon Appetite,

Chris and Justyna
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For Dean

This is for Dean.

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I really don't like breakfast blogs

I just noticed Captain got his hair from his mom. He got his face from me.

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Look who’s T’s are showing up for breakfast...

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This is about the part where I fell down the stairs at the liquor store with a casserole dish and two bottles of wine.

Love,

Chris
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Mr. Hawaii's Mom

Jake moved here.
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This is Captain’s mom.

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Afternoon wine with Nikky.

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She got her birthday present ten years later.

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Love,

Chris
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Shawnie

Shawna gave me this book today for Christmas.

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This photo sequence should be in Transworld.

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These are my two babes with Pyramid.

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That is all.

Love,

Chris
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Online with a giant

My giant girlfriend from the UK was online over Christmas.

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We tried to make love over Skype.

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I was on top of her and she was on top of me.

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She’s really selfish in bed.

Love,

Chris
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DJ'ing with Snickers

Ian saw some pretty gnarly shit this night on ichat.

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Bon apetite,

Chris
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Conversations with Pete

This was regarding this.

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My cat in a few different bags

This is Captain in a plastic bag.
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This is him in a recyclable bag.
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He likes it.
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I wish I could put Justyna in a plastic bag.
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I actually need a bag for this. Anyone know?
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Love,

Chris


P.S. No, those pills are not drugs. Drugs don’t come in 60 packs and/or in pink.
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Fourth's video

I know it’s called something awesome. I’d know that if I’d get working on it.

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To a new year

This is lobster claw I had for Christmas.

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